Imagine the Following

My Aunt-in-law sent this e-mail to me. I have no idea if this is true or not, but you might as well enjoy it with me.

You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together.

You and your new spouse stand shoulder to shoulder, each with a dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait. The photographer gives the signal and you both open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity…

You think the doves are going to poop, didn’t you?